🍘📦 PRE ORDER PANIC // M0M CΛN’T SΛVΞ U 💳💀

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Your credit card’s declined.
Your gamer pride is rotting.
And Reggie ain’t comin’ to save you.

💀 No preorder.
📦 No dignity.
💳 No refund.
You clicked “Buy Now” 408 times and still lost.

🎮 This is the meltdown anthem for every crypto-broke, snack-dusted, scalper-raging NEET living in a room that smells like expired anime and gamer grease.

👾 AI screams.
💅 Screamo-pop tantrums.
📉 Financial collapse in 4K.

The Switch is out there.
You’re not getting it.