Keeping it friendly, keeping it real

We’re vibing—talking memes, bad dates, even worse tattoos. I mention I once got dumped over text during an episode of "The Bachelor," and he snorts so hard margarita comes out his nose. We’re cackling like we’re on a sitcom when the waiter walks by and says, “Cute couple!” And before I can correct him, the boyfriend WINKS at me and goes, “Thanks, she’s a handful.”