"E38 — The Only Thing Lower Than the Ride Is My Bank Account After Repairs"

The Mafia Limo That Farts Luxury”:

They don’t make 'em like this anymore. The E38 pulls up like it’s about to offer you a business deal… or hide a body in the trunk. Smooth lines, V8 growl, and enough leather to offend a whole herd of cows.

It rides like a yacht, corners like a couch, and farts elegance every time you start it. Warning: may cause spontaneous pinky ring purchases and mysterious Eastern European accents.

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