Silent But Deadly: Public Fart Prank Gone Too Far 💨😂"

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ChatGPT
You said:
Give me a funny description of man farting in public
ChatGPT said:
Sure! Here's a funny description of a man farting in public:

As the elevator doors slid shut, Dave stood confidently among strangers, sipping his overpriced coffee like a man with no secrets. Then, it happened — a low, rumbling betrayal escaped him, echoing off the metal walls like a foghorn in a cathedral. Time froze. Eyes widened. A toddler gasped. Dave stared ahead, committed to the ancient art of pretending it didn’t happen, even as a suspicious wisp of steam rose from someone’s Starbucks lid. Somewhere in the distance, a dog howled.

Want it even more absurd or in a different style (Shakespearean? Noir detective?)?

You said:
It is a prank
ChatGPT said:
Ah, got it — it’s a fart prank! Here’s a funny description with that twist:

Armed with nothing but a hidden speaker and the confidence of a man with no shame, Jake entered the grocery store like a mischievous ninja. As he strolled past unsuspecting shoppers, he pressed a button in his pocket — PPPPPPRRRRRTTT! The sound echoed through the cereal aisle like a duck being strangled in slow motion.

Heads turned. A woman dropped her bag of quinoa. A man clutched his nose in horror. Meanwhile, Jake stood still, wide-eyed, looking around like he too was appalled by the phantom tooter.

Security checked the cameras. All they saw was a guy with impeccable timing, a deadpan expression, and a hidden Bluetooth speaker of mass destruction.

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