Farted Her Out of Bed

Alright, here’s a good one. So, picture this: it’s a quiet Saturday night, and you and your wife are tucked into bed, both half-asleep after binge-watching some cheesy sci-fi flick. You’re feeling a little... rumbly, thanks to that extra helping of chili you demolished at dinner. You figure you’ll let one slip, nice and subtle, under the covers. But oh no, this ain’t no ordinary toot. This is the mother of all farts—a seismic blast that could register on the Richter scale.