Monkey Business

So, picture this: my wife and I are at this zoo, enjoying a sunny day, feeling all nature-y. I’m rocking my favorite sunglasses—sleek, expensive, the kind that make you feel like a movie star. We’re at the monkey enclosure, and this one cheeky capuchin is eyeing me like I owe him money. I lean in to get a better look, and yoink—the little bandit snatches my sunglasses right off my face! He’s perched on a branch, twirling them like he’s auditioning for a primate fashion show.