I watched 'A Minecraft Movie'. What a piece of garbage. 6/1/2025

4 months ago
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Happy Sunday. I was lucky to even see this movie. It was on YouTube for one night before it got taken down.
The actual Minecraft content where they show the Minecraft world and its' denizens is really good.
Any time there is an actual human in the movie, it really sucks.
Fat Grandpa Steve failed to impress, and Aquaman didn't do it for me, either. The other three humans were cardboard.
I don't know how the script got approved.
I don't know how Hollywood works. They made their money, so I guess that's all they care about, but they could have made a good movie along the way.
An edit of the film with no human actors would be good to watch. The humans leave a bad taste in my mouth in every scene.
The dialogue in this movie sucks.
I don't care about any of the humans.
Just having a story about Steve and Alex in their regular Minecraft forms would have been so much better.
I'm sure the sequel to this film will be just as bad.
Anybody on YouTube can make a better Minecraft video than this piece of garbage movie.
I'm glad I saw it, though, because I was really curious.
It's good to see bad films so you can recognize the good ones.
It's too bad I didn't invest in this movie, though. I'd be a rich man now.
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Have a Happy Sunday!
It's going to take all day to wash the bad taste of the Minecraft movie out of my mouth.
So, get rid of the humans in this movie is my final consensus.
Make it into a film, and not a dumb movie is my final final thought.
Another final final thought is, "Does anything I do or say on rumble matters? No. Okay, so I do this for fun. Maybe. Maybe this is yet another long-term investment of my time where nothing will happen for years and years.
Sigh.

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