Horny-thorny Murder Monkey Hornet

Parody? Or is it? New evidence points to this species of hornet that was thought to have come from a Wuhan Wet Market, but now proof that it was manufactured in Hunter Biden's meth lab - due to the fact that it is now spreading herpes, aids, and worst of all ... COVID! omg! Thankfully, the CDC has already released a horney mrna vaccine (allegedly).