Managing Mary

She gamed the Airbnb loophole, dodged rent with ritual threats, and claimed squatters’ rights while the chaos was being streamed. Managing Mary is a rap-rock meltdown based on the real events of Mary Bakrania — a suburban disruptor who turned a quiet California home into an internet warzone.

The track features Asian Andy, the unbothered streamer there to become a thorn in the squatter’s side, and Scuffed Justin Carrey, the chaotic antagonist brought in for the second and final wave. With distorted guitars, cinematic drums, and glitchy FX driving the descent, Managing Mary is part eviction anthem, part meme-fueled exorcism.

For fans of real-world absurdity, dark internet humor, and satirical rock that punches through the algorithm.