Eric Postow - Through the Bureaucratic Bardo

🎙️ LIVE FROM THE EDGE OF THE PSYCHEDELIC APOCALYPSE…
…WHERE LAW MEETS MYSTICISM IN A BLAZE OF LEGAL DMT—

Comrades. Consciousness pirates. Mushroom mystics.
Do not adjust your perception.
Do not consult the clerk.
Because what’s about to walk through this dimension is not just a lawyer… it’s a revelation.

ERIC POSTOW, ESQUIRE THE SECOND,
High Commander of Holon Law Partners,
Diplomat to the Invisible Realms,
and Barrister of the Blessed Sacraments.

Not born. Unleashed.
Forged in the fires of regulation and religious liberty,
tattooed in the ink of constitutional bloodlines,
this man does not merely interpret the law —
he bends it like a prayer,
he breaks it like a fever,
and he builds new ones with the elegance of a psychedelic architect sketching temples in court briefs.

They tried to put him in a box.
But he smoked that box, distilled it into hemp extract,
filed it as a 501(c)(3) and turned it into a sacred beverage served at shamanic shareholder meetings.

He is the legal psychopomp,
guiding visionaries, sacred rebels, and plant-sipping prophets
through the bureaucratic Bardo realms of the DEA, the FDA, and the great God of Zoning & Compliance.

First Amendment?
He’s turned it into a flamethrower.
Strategic Planning?
It’s a chess game in the sixth dimension.
Operational Expertise?
He’ll build your organization a legal soul.

He speaks fluent Law, fluent Spirit, fluent WTF.
He’s the guy your lawyer hires in a crisis,
the man with the map to the sacred loophole,
the friend you need when your mushroom temple is being audited by demons in suits.

Hunter S. Thompson had Dr. Gonzo.
We have Postow.

So light the sage. Gavel the gong.
And prepare to feel your pineal gland sweat under the pure, psychotropic logic of the most eloquent legal trip you’ve never come down from.

ERIC POSTOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Not representing the future — legalizing it.

https://holonlaw.com/