A Highly Detailed Analysis of the Mr & Mr Macron Plane Slap Incident

"To begin with, domestic violence is never okay. Period.

Man, I feel like a woman. Some might say there was a little altercation in Hanoi, Vietnam. Some might say his flight experienced a bit of turbulence while still on the ground.

Now people are saying —and I’m not saying it— that his father simply disciplined him in public, which has raised some lingering philosophical questions, like: how old is too old to hit your child?

Because those are two arms. Because that frozen Brigitte is wearing some kind of watch or jewelry. And I thought, okay, that’s just like two dudes about to fight, giving new meaning to “fight or flight.” I mean, this could be called an in-flight fight response.

Look at him. Honestly, it looks like he wet his pants.

I feel like Macron is practicing whatever he learned in anger management, because his fist… look at that fist. He’s… Oh, we know that fist. Obviously, that’s Arthur’s fist. We’ve all seen it. He punched DW"