🚨🎯 David Helm Files Motion to Dismiss… and Accidentally Proves the Case Against Himself! 🎬⚖️

In a move that’s equal parts bold, baffling, and 🤯 backfiring, David C. Helm — aka the “God of Law” turned God of Oops — just filed a 32-page motion to dismiss Jeremy Hales’ amended complaint 🧾🔥. But here’s the kicker… it reads less like a legal defense and more like a confession with footnotes 📉📚!

Helm argues he’s just an innocent YouTube commentator 😇🎥 — but forgets to mention he:
👉 Reached out to Preston & Cook AFTER being told not to 🚫📞
👉 Dropped it on Jeremy during a livestream with ZERO warning 🎤💥
👉 Made false factual statements and doubled down 🤡🧢
👉 Joined forces with known co-defendants on screen and in chats 🤝💬

This isn’t a motion to dismiss — it’s a roadmap to liability 🚗💨. We’re breaking it ALL down — line by line, lie by lie — and giving Helm the full roast he legally earned 🧨🧑‍⚖️.

🍿 Don’t miss this one. It’s courtroom clownery at its finest 🤡⚖️