The Northman: Based Movie Review

Apparently YouTube will make artistic comedy exceptions for Danger 5 and Hogan's Heroes, but NOT for Sturmführer Steve. And btw this YT version is slightly shorter than the original Rumble version, and it also has better audio.

Now about the movie: If you are a fan of epic fantasy masterpieces or just masculine action movies, you should really give The Northman a chance.

Sturmführer Steve Bio: In the spring of 1945, Sturmführer Steve (real name: [REDACTED]) fled Germany in a top-secret aircraft with time-traveling capabilities under the command of SS General Hans Kammler and later entered the United States in the year 2025 where he soon began a mission to... review movies.

(All content is satire)