“Recommended Conduct Of Warfare Regarding Humans” -Zhun Thuu

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When, for whatever reason you may have, waging war against Humans, you must first establish diplomatic communications with them.

Once established, attempt to negotiate with them for only using non-lethal weaponry, and conditions for when surrender is mandatory.

This is required, as without these preparations, there is nothing stopping them.

They do not fear death in the same way we do. They only fear it, because they are not done killing us yet. Due to this complete lack of self-preservation, every entrenched or defended position controlled by Humans has only a 5% chance of surrendering in one hundred to one odds.

Not only that, they will fight until they cannot, and will attack larger forces they know are unbeatable by their numbers.

This, along with their crude yet effective technological philosophy means that the casualties of any combat will be significantly higher than others.

They will not surrender. They will not stop. They have no mercy for you or themselves.

For the love of your God, do NOT engage in normal warfare with Humans.

…If offered, accept the use of modified ““Laser Tag”” weaponry.