🚨 TRUMPTY’S LATEST “PLANS” ARE… SOMETHING.

Tag a friend who loves dumpster fires. 🔥

a) Admin: “Cabinet reshuffle! (Into a woodchipper)” 🌪️
b) Economy: “Inflation fix: Sell Alaska… again.” 🧊
c) Higher Ed: “Free speech zones = Only his speech.” 🎤
d) Immigration: “ICE ICE Baby… but unironically.” ❄️

💥 One wrong move and—oops—Great Fall incoming.