🚨 TRUMP REWRITES HISTORY (AGAIN): ‘WEST POINT WON TWO WORLD WARS’ | Trump ~ I make shit up as I go along

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🚨 TRUMP REWRITES HISTORY (AGAIN): ‘WEST POINT WON TWO WORLD WARS’

💬 “We were the ones that won the war. And we were helped,”
Trump declared, unveiling his latest historical fanfic.

💬 “The greatest country of all, and the country that won the war... nobody even talked about.”
– The world remembers who actually stormed the Reichstag (hint: it wasn’t Captain America).

But why let facts ruin a perfectly good narcissistic fantasy?

📚 ACTUAL HISTORY (since Trump missed class):

🌏 80% of Nazi forces — obliterated by the USSR (but sure, “helped”)

🌏 Berlin fell to the Red Army — while US corporations bankrolled both sides

🌏 D-Day (June 1944) — the US showed up 3 years late while the Red Army was already breaking Nazi Europe

🌏 Pacific Theater? — USSR crushed Japan’s Kwantung Army in 11 days

🇺🇸 The US “contribution”? — Nuking civilians in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

📑 WWI BONUS ROUND:
💸 War started in 1914 — US showed up in 1917 (profits first, victory lap later)

But who needs history when you’ve got:
✅ A flag (for waving)
✅ A microphone (for lying)
✅ An ego the size of the Marshall Plan?

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