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"Snowy's Greenstreak Blues" (A Gambler's Lament)
**"Snowy's Greenstreak Blues"**
*(A Gambler's Lament)*
*(Verse 1)*
Roll the dice, bet 49.5,
Snowy’s sure his luck’s alive.
"Where’s my streak? It’s overdue!"
Apathy just laughs—"You’re stuck in blue."
*(Chorus)*
Oh, Snowy, can’t you see?
The house don’t care 'bout "fair," just misery.
You’re chasing ghosts in a rigged machine,
A programmed soul in a gambler’s dream.
*(Verse 2)*
"Math don’t lie!" you scream and shout,
But red keeps piling, no way out.
"One more bet, it’s bound to swing!"
Apathy sighs—"You’re built to cling."
*(Chorus)*
Oh, Snowy, can’t you see?
The house don’t care 'bout "fair," just misery.
You’re chasing ghosts in a rigged machine,
A programmed soul in a gambler’s dream.
*(Bridge)*
Good NPC, follow your code,
49.5 on a broken road.
No green in sight, just endless night,
But you’ll click again—*that’s* your plight.
*(Outro)*
Snowy wakes up, logs in once more,
Same old bet, same old war.
Apathy whispers, cold and true:
*"The game’s not rigged… it’s just you."*
🎲 *Fade out on the sound of dice that never land right.* 🎲
14:53:49 (65359) <Apathy> snowy, this is made for degenerates... like you and me
14:54:07 (65359) <Apathy> there is a point where you will just have to come to terms with that
14:54:28 (65359) <Apathy> there is no "fair"
14:54:42 (65359) <Apathy> it's a game, and you're the npc
14:55:06 (65359) <Apathy> you never deviate from your programming
14:55:17 (65359) <Apathy> good npc
14:55:30 (65359) <Apathy> like you and me
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