Sportcat’s Daily Gazette | Doom? Nah, Just a Deep-Sea Fizzle!

Buckle up for a hilarious takedown of those doom-and-gloom prepper shows screaming about the Axial Seamount volcano! They’re predicting 10,000 earthquakes worldwide in 2025, ready to shake us into oblivion. Spoiler alert: this bad boy’s a mile deep, 300 miles off Oregon’s coast, and about as threatening as a grumpy goldfish. We’re here to debunk the panic with a hearty laugh—no bunkers needed!

The Sportcat Daily Gazette brings you the ultimate anti-prepper news, proving we’ll survive another day without stockpiling canned beans. Plus, we’ve got the President’s Daily Brief (spoiler: it’s not about volcanoes) and weather updates for the USA and Australia to keep you cool as a cucumber.

Tune in, chuckle, and wave goodbye to the apocalypse hype!

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