The Left Finally Broke Elon Musk..& NEWS ROUNDUP!

This week, everything is falling apart — from Tesla to TikTok, helicopters to Pope prop bets. Here’s what you missed:

🚗 Elon Musk Steps Back After Tesla Chaos

Elon Musk announces he’s stepping back from politics and DOGE after vandalism, protests, and Tesla’s worst financial quarter in years. Investors react — and so does the stock market.

🧑‍⚖️ People Are Gambling on the Pope’s Death

Within 24 hours of the Pope’s passing, betting platforms saw over $4.5M in wagers on who will replace him. A centuries-old trend that’s only getting darker.

💳 Buy Now, Pay Later Culture Explodes

60% of Coachella tickets were bought on finance this year — and now people are using BNPL for Uber Eats and DoorDash. Is Gen Z drowning in debt?

🔫 Coordinated Prison Attacks in France

Gunmen open fire on multiple French prisons in a cartel-style retaliation over a government drug crackdown. Officials launch anti-terror investigations.

🚁 Man Hangs Off Helicopter in Kenya

A man clings to a flying chopper at a celebrity wedding in Kenya, gets arrested — and says he’d do it again. Why? You won’t believe the reason.

🌍 China vs. USA Trade War Escalates

China halts Boeing orders, bans U.S. packages, and pauses rare earth mineral exports. The U.S. fires back with a record-breaking 245% tariff.

⚖️ UK Supreme Court Rules on Legal Definition of Woman

New ruling declares “woman” legally refers to biological sex. Thousands protest across the UK as policy implications ripple through healthcare, prisons, sports, and schools.

👩‍👧 Hungary Scraps Income Tax for Mothers

Hungary launches tax-free parenting incentives — including total tax exemption for mothers with 4+ kids. Could this be a global model for family-first economics?

🤖 China’s Robot Marathon Was a Mess

Only 6 out of 21 humanoid robots finished China’s first-ever robot marathon. One robot lost its head. Literally.

💼 DHS Secretary Robbed — Badge Stolen

The U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security had her DHS badge, passport, and even her keys stolen at a restaurant. The Secret Service is now involved.

🦑 Colossal Squid Filmed for the First Time Ever

Actual footage of a colossal squid captured in the wild. 15 meters long and half a ton — this thing is nightmare fuel.

🇺🇸 Biden Returns

Joe Biden makes his first public appearance since leaving office, firing shots at Trump and reigniting political debate.

00:00 - Introducing
00:50 - Broken Elon?
03:15 - win big or go home?
05:27 - Coachella finance
08:00 - France is cooked
09:21 - Free Helicopter rides
11:45 - Tarrifssssssssss
14:46 - Women defined
16:03 - Hungary Tax cuts
17:30 - whippings
18:27 - Rapid fire news
18:37 - China robot marathon
19:31 - Hunting a bag thief
20:15 - Bidens back
20:41 - MASSIVE squid