Died of Fart Stink!

Okay, buckle up for a wild ride through a tangled family tale that my wife once shared, straight from the gossip grapevine of her aunt’s niece’s uncle’s sister’s mother—yep, that’s a real lineage of legend-spinners. According to this folklore, someone, somewhere, met their demise because a fart stank so bad it was practically a weapon of mass destruction. Here’s how it went down, with a hefty dose of humor to keep it light.