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Beep Beep Beep
Beep Beep Beep goes my alarm clock
About as pleasant as a croc
But I don't have time
I have to find
My other missing sock
It's another morning
Coffee on the go
My thoughts are forming
But they're awfully slow
Beep Beep Beep goes the traffic
No one will write this biographic
Check my watch
Scooch up a notch
Being late has become classic
It's another day
On the job
Skies are gray
But I can't stop
Beep Beep Beep goes my phone
But I just want to be alone
Friends are callin'
Please stop stallin'
Why can't time just be my own
It's another evening
Got to find
Something that gives me meaning
Peace of mind
Beep Beep Beep I thought I heard
But when I looked, nothing stirred
I rub my head
Then go to bed
Without another word
It's another night
oh what a chump
I think I might
Need outta this slump
Beep Beep Beep goes my alarm clock...
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