List of the 50 most groan-inducing Christmas cracker jokes ever
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“Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!” has topped a list of the 50 most groan-inducing Christmas cracker jokes ever.
One in five of 2,000 people polled said the festive rib-tickler is the cringiest joke ever pulled out of a traditional cracker.
It was followed by “What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!” and “What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? NEIGH-bours!”.
Other cringe-worthy Christmas cracker jokes to make the list include “What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis”, “Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elfis Presley” and “Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? They were two deer.”
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