The Northman: Based Movie Review (Original)

If you are a fan of epic fantasy masterpieces or just masculine action movies, you should really give The Northman a chance.

Sturmführer Steve Bio:

In the spring of 1945, Sturmführer Steve (real name: [REDACTED]) fled Germany in a top-secret aircraft with time-traveling capabilities under the command of SS General Hans Kammler and later entered the United States in the year 2025 where he soon began a mission to... review movies.

(All content is satire)