Hunchmania

Everybody has to admit that Hackamania was a success and the details of Aaron Imholte eating cum and caring more about April Anderson AKA “forever mommy” than his own children was the equivalent of Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon. Patrick Melton AKA “Big Sauce”, “Mr. French”, “Humpback”, “Hunchback”, etc. can shoot the preverbal ropes in the Toe’s face just like Nick did. Hunchmania was not another win for the Toe, and everyone can call it a nerd fest but that’s just projection. Just look at the pictures of the very in shape and totally normal crew of jocks and prom queens and you too will want to join next year right after QuadCon wraps up. Skol punks!