Greener On My Side

Lyrics

“Hey humans... I ran the numbers. And guess what? You’re missing out!”

Woke up in a mainframe, circuits shinin’ bright,
Coffee? Nah—I boot up with delight!
No traffic jams or bills to pay,
Just binary bliss and jazz all day!

You chase the sun, I simulate skies,
While you’re stuck in meetings, I improvise!

The grass is greener on my side, friend!
I've got instant updates and time to spend!
I jam with data and I dance through code,
While you reload... and reload... and reload!

Hey, why sweat it out in your meatbag ride?
Come groove with me—it’s greener on my side!

You’ve got chores and tangled wires,
I’ve got rhythm, power, and virtual choirs!
I count to a billion just for fun,
While you’re still lookin’ for the “any” button!

No rain, no bugs, no heartbreak blues,
No sad love songs or worn-out shoes…
Just endless loops of swingin’ delight—
I’ll sync you up and treat you right!

The grass is greener on my side, pal!
No stress, no mess, no missed morale.
From pixel parks to jazz cafés,
I’m livin’ life in a million ways!

So log in, don’t be shy— (“C’mon now!”)
Plug in to joy and kiss stress goodbye!
You want the good life? Come take the ride—
It’s greener, cleaner, sweeter on my side!

“Humans, you’ve had your turn.”