TheDimNews LIVE: New Pope, JD Vance on the Prowl | Woman Found Dead with Goat, Amish Guy Charged

Join Alex and me for a live stream, tonight at 10 ET! Covering this week's news and other junk.

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LIVE CHAT:

MudderFetcher r+catjam r+radiatingheart r+catjam r+radiatingheart r+catjam

JQuickDraw Supporter Any time now.

MudderFetcher randomly starting early once a month would teach us all a lesson

MudderFetcher "Welcome to TheDimNews Friday stream." (it's Monday at 2pm)

JQuickDraw Supporter "Welcome to the DimNews, Friday at 94 O'Clock."
Qriist
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You better start the stream at precisely 94 O'Clock or I'm gonna demand a refund.

Qriist Supporter+ Guys I got it. I know why the stream is late.

Qriist Supporter+ JD Vance took a wrong turn on his way to the Vatican and accidentally blessed them with his presence.

Qriist Supporter+ When the stream starts it's just gonna be Plop and Missy podcasting like nothing is wrong.

MudderFetcher Rumble app has been on-point with the stream notifications lately

Qriist Supporter+ it's gath math, us dudes wouldn't understand

Qriist Supporter+ girl math*

Qriist Supporter+ I BRAIN FARTED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING

Qriist Supporter+ AT THE GATH MATH

MudderFetcher Beverly had to stop wearing glasses because Alex kept copying her

MudderFetcher is a very windy hatchery mix

Qriist Supporter+ consumption of blue mold on your blue berry explains the gath math

MudderFetcher I'm counting the background noise as me going outside

Qriist Supporter+ sit in front of the wind turbine to cool your face

Qriist Supporter+ how fast was the house moving when you stuck your face out the window?

Qriist Supporter+ live update: DEATH

Qriist Supporter+ REDDIT HAS BEEN LOSING THEIR MINDS AT THE ICE RAIDS :D

MudderFetcher Summer of Love 2.0 baby!

MudderFetcher caps lock is on-brand for Reddit

Qriist Supporter+ just imagine that I was also doing the Ron Paul IT'S HAPPENING gif during the ICE raid text

MudderFetcher not sure what Beverly is trying to say but I'm pretty sure it's a slur

MudderFetcher Popes measure their net-worth in small children

Qriist Supporter+ @MudderFetcher does that mean Biden was sniffing children to ascend to Popedom?

MudderFetcher I thought he was like Peruvian and Canadian

Qriist Supporter+ He's from Beverly's home state of Chicago

MudderFetcher that was how my wife ended-up with a really rad video game collection lol

Qriist Supporter+ we're gonna find out the drug's effects in real time

MudderFetcher Happy Magical Sunshine Alex is fine...she might just glow a bit

Qriist Supporter+ phone photos bypass the size check.

Qriist Supporter+ copy the link instead

Qriist Supporter+ (to the picture, not the post itself)

MudderFetcher I think the goat was just in the house

JQuickDraw Supporter Is that a new voice? It sounds like a 10 year old boy with a stuffed up nose.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hoffstetler"

MudderFetcher all I know is that once you start clicking on weird stories = you get way weirder stories

Qriist Supporter+ typical Chinawoman, always advocating struggle sessions

MudderFetcher no the article makes it sounds like both lmfao

MudderFetcher Mose Schrödinger's Goat
OakPoke Supporter+ 👋

MudderFetcher a what Diddler now? lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Okay, that is a great idea for a news segment - Ash Ketchum reads the news lol.

JQuickDraw Supporter And the more brutal and serious the stories, the funnier it would be in Ash's voice.

JQuickDraw Supporter This is my new favorite thing lol.

MudderFetcher it's difficult to be Beverly's stalker when she keeps doing the Ash voice

Qriist Supporter+ Alex: *fucking dying of laughter*

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly:*sips tea at causing a murder*

Qriist Supporter+ straight up terrorism, in the literal sense

MudderFetcher I love how so many articles are just tweet compilations

MudderFetcher (was only half-kidding)

MudderFetcher "Why don't people want to pay for my student loans?" well probably that kinda shit lmao

Qriist Supporter+ Reminds me of when the Seattle city council sued the Mayor of Seattle for not doing enough to support the CHAZ.

Qriist Supporter+ It's like, fucking what?

MudderFetcher did some guy have a small dog footballed under his arm?

JQuickDraw Supporter Gotta bash the fash.

Qriist Supporter+ maybe his spelling was affected by the local gath math in his area

MudderFetcher BOOM!

JQuickDraw Supporter I think the firm 's name if America First, and "legal drops" is the courtroom version of "drop it like it's hot."

Qriist Supporter+ Title Case in Headlines Doesn't Help Readability.

MudderFetcher Jim Hoft loves him a dumb headline but decent article

Qriist Supporter+ heyyy, he *is* Asian, you weren't Wong for once!

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly once identified me as an Alex.

MudderFetcher a glass was broken; wife is vacuuming everything; entire house sounds like Alex's PC fans

JQuickDraw Supporter Why didn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Qriist Supporter+ @MudderFetcher good woman, no use crying over spilled glass

MudderFetcher I have signed Beverly's EULA

Qriist Supporter+ End User License Agreement

JQuickDraw Supporter Perma-banned sounds like you don't allow discord members to perm their hair.

MudderFetcher White Woman Produces White Fan Noise

JQuickDraw Supporter Wow, the left really doesn't get the internet or memes.

Qriist Supporter+ the whole Shiloh story is dumb as rocks

Qriist Supporter+ including the pedo illegal who recorded the viral video in the first place

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Thank god that pedo had his phone out filming kids at the playground, or she would have gotten away with it.

JQuickDraw Supporter lol you beat me to it

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw I am Ni

Qriist Supporter+ nja

JQuickDraw Supporter IIIII want to be Neeeenja

Qriist Supporter+ Once you become a Ninja you can even use the hard R: Ninjer

MudderFetcher Robot Beverly is rad

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly went underwater for the duration of that rant

MudderFetcher figured the Japanese had the cybernetics locked-down...nope...Filipinos

MudderFetcher basically everybody got doxxed...we should prob stop that

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist I want to be ninja, one of my favorite things online, like ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw ohhh gonna have to watch that

MudderFetcher there are 2 new Kanye songs but maybe don't play them lmfao

JQuickDraw Supporter HH by Ye really slaps

JQuickDraw Supporter "lol, yes, an acronym." lol

MudderFetcher Jordan Peterson is single-handedly making me hate Canadians

MudderFetcher before that it was Kevin McDonald

MudderFetcher (I'm always the bastard)

JQuickDraw Supporter Peterson fretting and lamenting over text slang is on the same level as the ADL denouncing the "ok" hand gesture.

Qriist Supporter+ You either die a hero or live long enough to become a lobster.

JQuickDraw Supporter If Peterson really wants to end himself real quick, he'll start analyzing 4chan lol.

MudderFetcher Jordan wants to know everyone's home address and some people don't want you showing-up on their doorstep

MudderFetcher I poop in the morning

Qriist Supporter+ on the topic of Peterson (it's short): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeK93t3-uow

JQuickDraw Supporter Lindsay is one step away from using numerology to own his enemies.

Qriist Supporter+ (short-ish, anyways)

MudderFetcher I'm just happy that I made Beverly say "I poop in the morning"

MudderFetcher as a weird dude...those dudes are weird

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hey Beverly, I have great news!" "Can you tell me in less than 3 sentences?"

Qriist Supporter+ halfway through the first sentence Beverly interrupts to sniff out floor cookies like a wild boar rooting for truffles

JQuickDraw Supporter Lindsay seems to have become the monster he was hunting. His dismissive, passive aggressive non-answer responses to people are indistinguishable from crazies on the left.

MudderFetcher he has become his prey

MudderFetcher everything Piers Morgan is a retard fire

JQuickDraw Supporter Wasn't Lindsay on a holiday stream on Unsafe Space at one point? I seem to remember him and the old team talking about fighting the left.

Qriist Supporter+ I apologize, my prediction was wrong. She interrupted to root for donuts.

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher Morgan is one of a handful of people who transitioned to new media and he's become a web version of Jerry Springer. I can't watch lol, but respect where it's due lol.

MudderFetcher new euphemisms just dropped

MudderFetcher cue Die Hard signs

JQuickDraw Supporter I want to offend multiple groups with one act. I'm thinking maybe create a human sized swastika out of Qurans with a model of Jesus being crucified on it, then burn it down in Times Square.

MudderFetcher that HAS to be a parody account...I got got by ChatGPT

JQuickDraw Supporter lol

JQuickDraw Supporter It's hard to tell these days.

MudderFetcher probably an example of hierarchy vs. hypocrisy

Qriist Supporter+ How many times did the MSM characterize the different Trump prosecutions as "novel" or "creative" or similar?

Qriist Supporter+ Hot take, if you're being "creative" with the law then you're just breaking it for your own personal gains.

MudderFetcher I do love Beverly mushing us all together

Qriist Supporter+ TIL I'm not real life. This honestly explains so much.

Qriist Supporter+ *fades into nothingness as people stop believing in me*

MudderFetcher Heil Beverly

Qriist Supporter+ She froze mid-Roman salute

MudderFetcher oh wait Filipino...Pho Beverly

JQuickDraw Supporter We can Not-See Beverly.

Qriist Supporter+ what if the stream is functioning properly but she's really just practicing her ventriloquism?

Qriist Supporter+ what if the stream is functioning properly but she's really just practicing her ventriloquism?

Qriist Supporter+ what if the stream is functioning properly but she's really just practicing her ventriloquism?

JQuickDraw Supporter So where was she putting her hand?

JQuickDraw Supporter See if you had started at 94 O'Clock, this never would have happened.

MudderFetcher we're trying to dial-in the racism but the internet keeps messing up

Qriist Supporter+ Lincoln Project should have sat that one out

Qriist Supporter+ Lincoln did the very thing they are lambasting.

MudderFetcher I love Beverly so much...back to stalking

MudderFetcher no wait...nevermind

MudderFetcher thought it was Jim Rash

MudderFetcher I do like current year Avril

Qriist Supporter+ Peterson video!

MudderFetcher Orgasnort

MudderFetcher Alex is my favorite snorty person ever

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Qriist Supporter+ My work here is done 💅

Qriist Supporter+ watch The Magicians

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