A Funny Bed

Introducing the ultimate unbranded bed—so advanced, even AI takes naps on it. It’s sleek, stylish, and cozy enough for your neighbor’s ant (yes, the one with back problems). Sleep-proof? Absolutely. So hard to use, you’ll need a PhD in Relaxology.

If you somehow still love it, please don’t rush to your neighbor’s store. We probably won’t deliver it in 4 to 6 working days, or ever. Who knows?

Sweet dreams… or not.