David Pakman Fantasizes About BD Elon Musk

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Yo, what’s up, crew? I’m here to break down David Pakman roasting his “baby daddy” Elon Musk for his Mars obsession, calling it a 9-year-old’s fantasy while Musk says it’s “life insurance” for humanity ‘cause the sun’s expanding to roast Earth in a few hundred million years! I’m clowning Pakman as a jealous “single baby mama” stuck raising Musk’s kid while paying child support Musk walked out, leaving Pakman with a bill he can’t pay, even though he’s got a wife, which is wild in 2025! Jesse Watters gets roasted too for not knowing the sun’s expanding I thought it was shrinking, but Musk’s educating both these clowns while planning to dodge child support by fleeing to Mars. This baby daddy drama is unhinged, and I’m here for it!

I’m also mocking Pakman for questioning Musk’s timeline, saying it’ll take centuries to make Mars self-sustaining nah, bruh, tech moves fast, we’re already watching each other on screens, something they couldn’t fathom when TV started! Musk wants a self-sustaining Mars city, not just flags and footprints, but I’m saying he’s really escaping all his baby mamas hitting him for child support harder than an OnlyFans sub Pakman’s gonna be broke forever! Pakman’s obsession with Musk and Trump proves he’s got multiple baby daddies, and I’m laughing at his jealousy while pointing to more vids on-screen about their drama. From Musk’s Mars escape to Pakman’s child support woes, I’m serving up the wild political roasts. Smash that play button, check the playlist, hit those buttons, and unsubscribe peace!

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