Legend of the Ass Horn

Gather ‘round for the legend of the Ass Horn, a mythical relic whispered about in the frosty winds of Siberia’s Klyuchevskaya Sopka, the stratovolcano towering 4,754 meters above the Kamchatka Peninsula. This wasn’t just any horn—oh no, only the sacred farts of the pure of heart (and pure of diet) could make it sing, a sound said to summon eternal hilarity and maybe a few confused reindeer.