i'll never under do it *never underestimate your own stupidity

abusing essential oil like booze...CLASSIC ag sober flop
i got another pantry hat!
i am living a way better life than i ever thought was possible
ingrown toenail n still happy
i can nearly kill myself w/out booze
gimme car keys or an essential oil n i can still self-destruct w/ it
i'm the type to drink a fifth in one sitting so...
why would i count the number of drops? why would i dilute it
i seriously thought i was gonna die
writhing on the floor is called a seizure
it's hilarious now but it was pretty scary i gotta say
a near-life experience as tyler durden would call it
i worked for 30min n got sent home n slept for 14hrs straight
i must be in God's pocket, actually
of all the times that i drank booze n nearly died...
if clove oil killed me man that would be such a travesty
leave it to me to abuse an essential oil
my nature will always be my nature i reckon
still can't believe that i made it thru that one
cool that i lived to tell you all about the crazy shit i've done
and of course there's an ambulance in front of us