Australia Votes 2025: Thank God It's Over!

Australia is off to the polls, and we're bringing you the ultimate election night therapy session! Join us as we watch the returns roll in, analyze the carnage, and crown the night's biggest political faceplants. Whether your party is popping champagne or desperately Googling "jobs in New Zealand," we've got you covered with live reactions, savage commentary, and the occasional stress-induced hysterical laughter.

Watch in real-time as career politicians discover their LinkedIn profiles need urgent updating and election promises evaporate faster than campaign budgets at the pub. Most importantly of all, sweet relief from those endless Trumpet of Patriots SMS spam campaigns that made us all contemplate throwing our phones into the ocean!

Democracy might be compulsory in Australia, but laughing at it with us is entirely optional (though highly recommended). At least the political ads are over—our TV remotes can finally take a break from panic-mashing the mute button.

BYO democracy sausage and coping mechanisms. The only certain winner tonight? Political memes.