Touching the roach ahhh ‘move’🫦

“So I gently reached out to touch the roach… and instantly questioned every life choice I’ve ever made. It crunched like a stale Dorito, sprinted like it had a gym membership, and I swear it gave me side-eye before vanishing into the void. I think we’re dating now.
10/10 would not recommend.
My soul left my body for a second.
Now I sleep with one eye open.
Roach: 1, Me: emotionally damaged.
🪳⚡️☠️”