Labrats - OnlyFans

Lyrics - Labrats, GPT-4O
Music - Suno AI

[Verse 1]
Chad dropped $50 for a wink and a sigh,
Thought it meant love — bro, tell me why?
You pay her rent, she ghosts your text,
Meanwhile she’s DM'ing Kyle next.

Barry in his basement, feelin' bold,
Spending mommy’s money for a pic she sold.
You call it support? She calls it the trap —
She's buyin’ Gucci while you nap in your lap.

[Chorus]
OnlyFans? More like OnlyScams,
You sent a tip, now you’re eatin’ Spam.
“Goddess Queen” — bro, that’s her brand,
But she screenshotted your sad demand.

OnlyFans? Man, take a stance,
You fell in love with feet in France.
She’s got 12 simps in a group chat dance,
And y’all think you got a real romance. 💀

[Verse 2]
She said, “Custom content? Sure, boo.”
Sent the same pic she sent to Drew.
“Good boy,” she said — you felt complete,
Meanwhile her real man’s takin’ her to eat.

You subscribed for "sneak peeks and fun,"
Got 30 selfies — all with her thumb.
That’s not lingerie, that’s a filter, Chad.
You’re out here broke and emotionally sad.

[Final Chorus – big, dramatic]
OnlyFans? More like LonelyStans,
Y’all buying pics like NFTs of hands.
She got rich while you made “plans,”
Now you’re in debt — and banned from your Grams. 🙃

OnlyFans? It’s a digital trance.
You called her queen... she called you "finance."
So log off, Chad. Take a glance —
That ain't love... that’s just paid romance.