A Pink Unicorn Fights an Ogre (And Wins)” | Dark Fantasy Short Story

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When a furious ogre begins demolishing the forgotten city of Hedersburg, only two useless guards and a crumbling wall stand in its path. With the city’s army out to lunch—literally—hope seems lost.

But just when things reach their worst, a pink blur charges across the plains. It's fast. It's angry. It's a unicorn… with a lance-sized horn, a mean attitude, and a grudge against ogres. What follows is a hilarious and bloody fantasy twist that turns every trope upside-down.

If you're a fan of offbeat fantasy, sarcastic worldbuilding, and magical creatures with serious edge, this one’s for you.

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Tags: #Fantasy #Unicorns #ComedyFantasy #ShortStory #OgreAttack #Satire

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