Puppy Love, Marriage, and a Very Bad Doggie

I love the TikTok video by the angry woman clapping her hands and shouting, “Dogs! Do! Not! Belong! On! The! Bed!”

Oh shut up, Karen.

This is why you have no friends, and all your relationships fail.

I’m sure you’ve had a boyfriend here and there, because (unfortunately) there are a few loser men who think like you do, but when you put two toxic personalities into one relationship, they don’t last.

Either the dog is a member of your family, or you don’t get a dog.

It’s that simple.

Anyway, that’s not the point of the video.

The point of the video is: it’s awesome being proven right.

I may not ever win an argument in my marriage, but I’m not always wrong.

Small victories.