JEB GOT JOBBED at Xfinity Series Talladega - Live Reaction April 26 2025 from the Nuclear Heatwave

CBM goes through the Full Range of Emotions while calling the NASCAR Xfinity Series AG PRO 300 at Talladega Superspeedway, in Talladega, Alabama on April 26, 2025.

Love and Hate come into play in the span of Two Hours for JEB BURTON, AUSTIN HILL, ARIC ALMIROLA, etc. The CW affiliate WKBD preempted the feed, causing his Dad to miss the podcast...and CBM lets us know how he feels about that!

Topics covered include JEB BURTON getting JOBBED, Getting a SUBWAY FRANCHISE, L'Empoisonneuse and STATE FARM, how PETE DAVIDSON is somehow still popular, how JENNIFER TILLY is the best thing in Competitive Poker nowadays, AUSTIN HILL looking like DAVE COULIER with a Punchable Face, and more!

00:00-01:38 Intro
01:39-02:04 Begin Stage 1
02:05-04:27 Jesse Love's Tricky Suspension from Last Week
04:28-05:17 Joey Gase, Ryan Ellis
05:18-05:52 Bad Commercials 1, Jake Garcia Failed to Qualify
05:53-06:27 Katherine Legge, Daniel Dye, Jeb Burton
06:28-08:48 Stage 1 In Progress
08:49-09:35 Austin Hill would be Crying like CRAFTON
09:36-12:05 Stage 1 Continued
12:06-14:36 Bad Commercials 2, BENT CARROT, BLUECHEW
14:37-15:20 Progressive's FLO vs Verizon's Can You Hear Me Now Guy (Paul Marcarelli)
15:21-16:00 EMERGENCY TEST....CBM Loses It
16:01-17:05 Comcast Ineptitude, bred by Philadelphia?
17:06-22:25 End of Stage 1
22:26-24:05 Bad Commercials 3, The Real Housewives of COLOGUARD
24:06-26:28 The CW RANT
26:29-27:02 Team Communications that No One Can Understand
27:03-34:00 Begin Stage 2
34:01-36:49 The CW RANT Continued
36:50-38:03 Bad Commercials 4, STATE FARM
38:04-42:27 End of Stage 2
42:28-42:52 Bad Commercials 5, Chili's
42:53-43:15 L'Empoisonneuse, Batman and Jake From State Farm???
43:16-44:44 Getting into a SUBWAY Franchise
44:45-48:18 Begin Final Stage
48:19-49:10 Jeffrey Earnhardt, The Weight of the Earnhardt Name
49:11-1:00:22 Final Stage in Progress, Fuel Strategy
1:00:23-1:00:56 Harrison Burton Again!!
1:00:57-1:01:38 Bad Commercials 6, DUDE WIPES
1:01:39-1:05:55 JEB BURTON hit Sammy Smith, Ryan Sieg Gets Major Damage
1:05:56-1:13:44 Final Stage Continued
1:13:45-1:15:52 Aric Almirola Getting Loose...
1:15:53-1:19:21 Katherine Legge gets KLIPPED by Aric Almirola! CBM Goes Nuts
1:19:22-1:20:25 Bad Brad Keselowski and the Tootsie Pop Owl KYLE BUSCH
1:20:26-1:20:58 PETE DAVIDSON
1:20:59-1:21:49 Final Stage Continued Redux
1:21:50-1:22:45 Team Communications Deafness
1:22:46-1:28:17 Final Stage Continued 3, Drunk People In The Stands
1:28:18-1:30:44 Jesse Love DUMPS Connor Zilisch! Who Won???
1:30:45-1:32:13 NASCAR Awards Race to AUSTIN HILL
1:32:14-1:33:32 CBM goes OFF on RICHARD CHILDRESS RACING
1:33:33-1:35:11 AUSTIN HILL is a Doughhead, Brain Full of Mashed Potatoes and looks like DAVE COULIER with a Punchable Face
1:35:12-1:38:30 JEB got JOBBED, Nuclear Heatwave Loves the Smaller Teams
1:38:31-1:40:49 Connor Zilisch Aftermath
1:40:50-1:43:01 World Series of Poker Fad Over? More JENNIFER TILLY please, ma'am
1:43:02-1:45:33 Jeb Burton, Connor Zilisch Aftermath 2
1:45:34-1:46:12 Harrison Burton, a NHW Favorite
1:46:13-1:48:14 OLLIE'S, a Disaster Area in the three locations visited
1:48:15-1:51:49 Anthony Alfredo Sauce, Outro