Could 100 Journalists Notice a Gorilla in Decline?

The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla.

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