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[Verse 1]

Step right up, don’t be shy,
It’s a madhouse, you’re gonna love this ride!
I’m Matt Taylor, your captain, your guide,
In a world where the rules are tossed aside!
They say I’m a menace, a rebel, a clown,
But I just flash a smile and double down!
Life’s too short for living in fear,
So grab a drink, it’s party time here!
[Chorus]

Welcome to the wacky, zany, crazy world of MattTaylorTV!
We’re spinning in circles, laughing so loud, living so free!
Some call me a menace, I just say "please!"
I've just got big boobs — metaphorically!
[Verse 2]

Diving through madness with a wink and a grin,
Crashing through chaos, let the mayhem begin!
Keyboard warriors throw their shade,
But I’m too busy flying my own parade!
Weird and wild, you better believe,
Reality’s stranger than you ever dreamed!
Saddle up, we’re breaking the mold,
MattTaylorTV — pure rock and roll!
[Chorus]

Ohhh, they point and they shout,
Try to figure me out,
But I'm dancing in storms they can't see!
So pull up a chair,
You’re already there —
In the madhouse of MattTaylorTV!
[Final Chorus]

Welcome to the wacky, zany, crazy world of MattTaylorTV!
We’re spinning in circles, laughing so loud, living so free!
Some call me a menace, I just say "cheese!"
Snap a shot of my big ol’ metaphorical boobies!
[Outro]
(Matt laughing)
"Welcome aboard, folks... this ride never ends!"

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