5 months ago

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Started off the day deep in my baseball card collection, sorting and reminiscing — but eventually dragged myself out for an afternoon Uber shift. Miami was sunny, the frat kids were out, prom season was popping off, and the surges? Meh... hit or miss.

I talk about why Parkland rides suck, why self-driving Ubers are gonna create chaos at airports, and why setting my rider filter to 4.9 is my personal insurance policy against drunk party passengers.

Had a few funny encounters with cleaning ladies, frat houses, banana costumes (don't ask), and finally scored a $19 surge late night at Key Biscayne. Even though I was exhausted, we managed to salvage the day — barely.

Plus, some quick updates on my baseball card collecting, Marlins games, and the random chaos that is Uber driving in Miami on a Saturday night.

Timestamps:

0:00:54 Starting Saturday Uber Shift
0:01:24 AC Problems and Mic Furry Ears
0:01:58 Dirty Party Shoes Strategy
0:02:23 Driving South, Activating App
0:02:38 First Ride Offers: Declining Bad Trips
0:03:04 Why Parkland Rides Are Terrible
0:04:22 Sluggish Afternoon Ride Offers
0:05:34 Frustrations with Ride Filtering
0:06:02 Finally Catching a Good Local Ride
0:06:21 Baseball Card Collecting Helps Stress
0:07:19 Marlins Updates and Rookie Cards
0:08:24 Bases Loaded Card Shop Shoutout
0:08:56 Cleaning Lady Season?
0:09:37 Filtering for Good Rides Only
0:10:06 Getting Short Cheap Rides
0:10:40 Uber's Pay Games and Shortchanging
0:11:59 Mini Rides and Hoping for Tips
0:12:10 Beer Pong Frat Party Sighting
0:13:32 Miami Crosswalk Madness
0:14:28 Airport Pedestrian Chaos Rant
0:16:13 Future of Self-Driving Cars at Airports
0:17:32 Why Self-Driving Cars Will Backfire
0:18:37 Waymo Chaos Predictions
0:20:08 Comparing to Self-Checkout Failure
0:22:35 Back to Uber Filtering and Ratings
0:24:59 My Rules, My Car
0:26:49 Quick Local Rides Continue
0:27:49 Prom Night Predictions
0:28:34 Rides to Coconut Grove
0:29:49 Risk Management and Rider Filters
0:30:40 Vlogging vs Maximizing Earnings
0:31:14 The "Brat Summer" Cancel Ride
0:32:57 Diamond Transition - Restarting at Night
0:34:04 Night Shift Begins
0:35:03 Ride Filtering Strategy Continues
0:36:09 Waiting Out Surges at the Airport
0:37:06 Uber Driver Independence Explained
0:39:07 Uber Rider Entitlement Rant
0:40:11 Camera Battery Problems
0:41:40 Tiny Reservation Ride Offers
0:42:13 Student Ride with Multiple Stops
0:43:58 Customer Tricks on Uber App
0:44:32 Dropping Off at Student Housing
0:45:10 Planning a Break
0:45:27 Diamond Transition - Night Grind
0:45:52 Lazy Vibes But Pushing Through
0:47:01 Tired but Strategizing Surges
0:49:05 Banana Costumes Mystery
0:50:17 Driving Toward Key Biscayne Surge
0:51:02 Surge Chasing at Rusty Pelican
0:52:56 Patient Surge Hunting at 7-Eleven
0:53:15 Catching the $19 Surge!
0:55:14 Refusing Bad Rider Ratings
0:56:11 Uber's $19 Surge Ride Secured
0:57:24 Marlins Getting Blown Out Sadness
0:58:14 Kid Confirms Prom Night Details
0:59:12 Talking Channel Q Radio and Riders
1:00:52 Young Rider and Music Vibes
1:02:00 Securing Last Surge Opportunities
1:04:18 Reflecting on UberX vs Tesla Days
1:05:55 Relaxed Work Pace Reflection
1:07:01 Vlogging vs Money-Making Balance