VibeFoundry - Dumb Smart People | Redneck Rock

"Dumb Smart People" is a satirical redneck rock track that follows Earl, a down-to-earth man watching clueless city elites try (and fail) to teach country folks how to live. From failed solar vans to fainting at pigs, this song tears into modern hypocrisy with grit, irony, and southern pride. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at people with no tools telling you how to live—this one’s for you.

Lyrics:
They came in Teslas, wearin' brand-new boots,
Talkin' 'bout the planet and plant-based roots.
Said they’re here to teach us truth and grace,
But Earl just spat and lit his face.

Earl watched ‘em set up near his shed,
With PowerPoints and books they read.
Told the town to ditch old ways,
While their solar van caught fire in blaze.

Dumb smart people, full of pride,
Livin' life from the WiFi side.
No tools, no grit, no dirt-stained hands,
Just buzzwords in their filtered rants.
They think they’re right, they think they lead—
But I’d like to see 'em change a weed.

They laughed at Earl’s diesel truck,
Till their “eco ride” got properly stuck.
They couldn't fix it, cried “oh no,”
While Earl just grinned and fetched his tow.

Dumb smart people, full of pride,
Livin' life from the WiFi side.
No tools, no grit, no dirt-stained hands,
Just buzzwords in their filtered rants.
They think they’re right, they think they lead—
But I’d like to see 'em change a weed.

One tried milkin’ Earl’s old cow,
Got kicked and screamed, “What do I do now?!”
They lectured ‘bout the farming past,
Then fainted when the pigs ran fast.

Their gadgets died, no signal found,
They wandered lost on open ground.
Earl gave ‘em boots and patched their knees,
Then watched them pray to carbon trees.

So next time they roll down the road,
To fix the South with their sacred code—
Earl’ll be waitin’, wrench in hand,
With chicken grease and rebel stand.

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