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VibeFoundry - Chicken Coop Blues | Redneck Rock
This song ain't just feathers and clucks — Chicken Coop Blues is a full-blown redneck riot. Built from spit and nails, this coop turned into a warzone with an evil rooster, a thievin' neighbor, and hens demandin' civil rights. Raw guitar riffs, stompin' beats, and gritty vocals tell the story of one man's battle against poultry chaos. Turn it up, and pray your chickens don’t hear it.
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Lyrics:
Built that coop with blood and spit,
Said “Home sweet home,” but they threw a fit.
Smashed the door, broke out fast,
Ain’t been peace since the goddamn blast.
Chicken Coop Blues, I’m losin’ sleep,
Feathers flyin’ knee-fuckin’-deep.
Nailed that coop like a badass man,
Now I’m bleedin’ out from a five-pound hen.
Rooster stalks me like a fed with pride,
Eyes like Satan on a joyride.
Tried to swing, but he ducked my steel,
Crowed so loud, stripped paint off my grill.
Chicken Coop Blues, it’s war by dawn,
I built a farm, now it’s Vietnam.
Fought them bastards tooth and beak,
They drew first blood, now I don’t speak.
Saw Earl next door with my prize red hen,
Laughin’ like pigs rollin' in sin.
Said “Ain’t my fault, she came for corn,”
So I dropped that rat with a rusted horn.
Laid a trap, some nails and wire,
Caught that bastard crawlin’ through the fire.
Told him “Next time you want fried meat—
Try buyin’ wings, not fuckin’ cheat.”
Chicken Coop Blues, I’m takin’ charge,
Mounted guns and a rooster sarge.
They tried to vote, I said “Hell no!”
This ain’t no farm, it’s a redneck show.
Now I drink in boots and camo plates,
Barricades set at all damn gates.
Said “We want rights!” – chicks held signs,
Tried to storm my porch, crossed my lines.
So don’t you build no chicken throne,
Unless you’re down to lose your home.
You think it’s cute till you get the news—
You’re six feet deep with Chicken Coop Blues.
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