VibeFoundry - Turtle Soup Politics | Southern Rock

Oregon’s advisory board on mental health has turned into pure satire—one member identifies as a turtle, another as a falling star. Now imagine a redneck flipping on the TV and seeing this madness… "Turtle Soup Politics" is a hard-hitting southern rock anthem packed with electric guitars, stomping banjo, and humor that pulls no punches. If you think the world can’t get any crazier, this song is here to prove you wrong!

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Lyrics:
Woke up this mornin’, turned the TV on,
Saw a turtle in a suit, sayin’ right from wrong,
Oregon done lost it, now they’re makin’ bets,
On what’s next—a squirrel runnin’ Congress yet?

Back in my day, turtles stayed in the creek,
Didn’t make no laws, didn’t try to speak,
Now they sit in Salem, votin’ left and right,
If soup ain't an option, somethin' ain't right!

Turtle in the boardroom, meteor in the sky,
They’re makin’ up new genders, tellin’ folks what’s right,
If I walked in as a shotgun, would they let me through?
Or would they call the cops ‘cause I told ‘em the truth?

JD says, “Call me turtle, and don’t you dare say ‘she’,”
I said, “Alright, fine, but what’s that gotta do with me?”
They’re sittin’ up in office, writin’ all these bills,
Ain’t got no damn experience, just a shell and some gills!

"Welcome to Oregon, where facts don’t apply,
If you say you're a rainbow, you’re certified!"

Luke the Meteor, burnin’ hot and wild,
Thinks he’s a star, but he’s just a child,
Tried to shake his hand, but he flew right by,
Ain’t never seen a senator that high!

Sat down at Joe’s, told him what I seen,
He said, “Boy, what’s in that vaccine?”
Pulled out my phone, showed him the site,
He damn near choked on his Miller Lite!

"Hallelujah, Oregon’s lost its damn mind!"
"Now I ain’t no scholar, but I ain’t no fool,
If turtles run the Senate, I’m changin’ the rules!"

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