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VibeFoundry - Where’s My Flag | Honky-Tonk
We don’t do honky-tonk that often anymore, but when we do, we make sure it’s a damn good one! 🎸🔥 This special track brings back that classic barroom energy, telling the hilarious tale of a Southern man’s frantic search for his flag before the biggest patriot event of the year. With lively piano, twangy guitars, and a stompin’ rhythm, this song is all about red, white & blue dedication—mixed with a bit of chaos!
🇺🇸 Sing along, raise ‘em high, and enjoy this rare honky-tonk ride! 🍻
Lyrics:
Rollin’ down the highway, feelin’ real proud,
Cooler full of beer, radio loud.
Looked in the mirror, had to hit the brakes,
Lord have mercy, made a big mistake!
Where’s my flag? Oh, hell no!
Can’t show up without that red, white, and bold!
Gotta find one quick, don’t care what it takes,
Ain’t no way I’m rollin’ in late!
Swung by Mama’s, ran through the door,
She said, "Boy, it’s hangin’ where it was before!"
Tripped on the dog, hit the old screen,
Daddy just laughed, said, "Son, you’re mean!"
Where’s my flag? Oh, hell no!
Can’t show up without that red, white, and bold!
Gotta find one quick, don’t care what it takes,
Ain’t no way I’m rollin’ in late!
Checked the truck stop, asked old Clyde,
Said, "Boy, we’re out, but I’ll let you slide."
Took one off the counter, ran like hell,
Nearly tripped on a biker, man, he sure did yell!
Where’s my flag? Oh, hell no!
Can’t show up without that red, white, and bold!
Gotta find one quick, don’t care what it takes,
Ain’t no way I’m rollin’ in late!
Then my buddy pulled up, grinnin’ real wide,
"Got five in my truck, hop in, let’s ride!"
Waved one high, let the engine roar,
Ain’t losin’ my pride, not today, no more!
Got my flag, hold it high,
Ain’t no fool gonna pass me by.
Raised it up, let freedom ring,
Now let’s drink, let’s dance, let’s sing!
Found my flag, hell yeah, let’s go!
Raise ‘em up, let that eagle show!
No more runnin’, no more chase,
Just cold beer and a tailgate place!
#HonkyTonk #CountryMusic #SouthernPride #AmericanAnthem #RedWhiteAndBlue #CountrySong #Patriot #WhereIsMyFlag #HonkyTonkSpecial #USA
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