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Ever heard of mule jumping competitions? Yep, it's a real thing! Down in places like Pea Ridge, Arkansas, folks bring their stubbornest mules, bet their hard-earned cash, and watch these beasts soar over fences, barrels, and whatever else stands in their way. Some mules can clear over 1.5 meters! 🏇💨

And that’s exactly what this song is all about—wild redneck energy, moonshine-fueled madness, and a whole lotta dumb bets. 🤠🔥

🎸 "Mule Jumpin’ Madness" blends hard-hitting electric guitar riffs, stomping beats, and twangy banjo licks into a true redneck rock anthem. Expect rowdy gang vocals, foot-stomping energy, and a story so ridiculous, it might just be true. Mules on moonshine? You bet.

🔊 Crank it up, grab a beer, and let’s see whose mule can fly the highest! 🍻🐴

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Lyrics:
Out in Pea Ridge, 'round county fair,
Folks line up, bring their best mule there.
Bet your paycheck, place your pride,
Gonna see whose donkey flies sky-high!

Jump, jump, that mule ain't slow!
Tied to a rocket, let that beast go!
Whiskey in the air, cash on the line,
Who’s got a mule that can touch the sky?

Billy Ray swore his mule was best,
Said, "Ain't no jumper, but he’ll do his best!"
Mule just stood there, chewin’ cud,
Then cleared that fence like a bat outta mud!

Crowd went silent, stakes got high,
One old geezer said, "That mule’s on rye!"
The judge took a sip, sniffed real close,
"Well hell, that ain’t hay—that’s straight-up hooch!"

Crowd erupts, fists in the sky,
Mule took a shot and learned to fly!
Next year’s race? Let’s raise that bar—
Put wings on a mule, see if he hits a star!

Sheriff got mad, called it a crime,
Said, "That ain't sports, that’s moonshine time!"
But ain't no law ‘bout drunk-ass mules,
So next year’s jackpot just got huge!

Now every farm boy’s trainin' hard,
Got mules on treadmills in the yard.
Puttin’ Red Bull in their hay,
Tryin’ to make ‘em levitate!

Y’all come back next year, bring your bets,
Cause Mule Jumpin’s got no regrets.
And if your ass won’t leave the ground...
Just feed him moonshine, he’ll come ‘round!

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