VibeFoundry - Whiskey for a House | Southern Rock

Ever tried buying a house with nothing but whiskey? Well, this redneck did! 🤠🔥 "Whiskey for a House" is a wild, rowdy southern rock jam about a man who trades everything—from boots to a whole damn town—for moonshine. With stomping beats, gritty guitar riffs, and a chorus you’ll wanna yell with a jar in hand, this track brings pure outlaw barter energy. Pour yourself a drink and turn it up loud!

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Lyrics:
I bought my truck with a jug of shine,
Paid for my boots with a bottle of mine,
Traded my dog for a half a keg,
Moonshine livin’, hell, I ain't got no debt!

Whiskey for a house, booze for the land,
Got my whole damn life in a mason jar, man!
If you got some shine, I’ll strike a deal,
Pour me another, let’s keep it real!

Got me a horse for a gallon or two,
Bartender said, “Man, I’ll drink with you!”
Sheriff pulled up, asked, “Boy, what’s this?”
Told him, “I paid your salary in Tennessee mist!”

Whiskey for a house, booze for the land,
Got my whole damn life in a mason jar, man!
If you got some shine, I’ll strike a deal,
Pour me another, let’s keep it real!

The banker said, "Son, ya need some cash,"
I laughed so hard, nearly spilled my glass!
"How 'bout a barrel for that farmhouse porch?"
He shook his head, but I saw him smirk...

So I pulled my truck to the county line,
Traded my boots for a brand-new sign,
It read: “MOONSHINE SOLD, BEST PRICE AROUND!”
Now I own the whole damn town!

The preacher said, "Boy, that ain't right,"
Trading your soul for a jar of white!
I just grinned and raised my glass,
Said, "Hell, even Jesus turned water to mash!"

Whiskey for a house, booze for the land,
Got my whole damn life in a mason jar, man!
If you got some shine, I’ll strike a deal,
Pour me another, let’s keep it real!

Then the mayor called, said, "Boy, we’re broke,"
"Town’s run dry, we need your oak!"
So I made a trade, one hell of a swap,
Now the city hall’s got a moonshine shop!

Whiskey for a house, booze for the land,
Got my whole damn life in a mason jar, man!
If you got some shine, I’ll strike a deal,
Pour me another, let’s keep it real!

So if you’re broke, don’t stress or whine,
Just brew yourself some good moonshine,
It’s redneck gold, it’ll get you far,
Hell, I paid for this song with a mason jar!

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