VibeFoundry - Tooth Yankin' Joe | Redneck rock

What happens when you mix redneck ingenuity with a pickup truck and a loose tooth? You get Tooth Yankin’ Joe – the wildest DIY dentist in the South! This hard-hitting redneck rock anthem tells the tale of a man who found a faster, cheaper, and far more extreme way to pull teeth. No Novocaine, no problem – just a V8 engine and a rope! 😆🔥

Crank up the distorted banjo, electric slide guitar, and stomping drums as we dive into Joe’s unique business model, where teeth fly, engines roar, and even the sheriff gets a taste of backwoods dentistry. This ain't your average rock song – it's a full-blown Southern experience!

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Lyrics:
Way down in Dixie, by the old dirt track,
There’s a man named Joe, never lookin’ back.
Ain’t got no license, ain’t got no chair,
Just a rusty truck and a devil-may-care.

Tooth Yankin’ Joe, he’ll set ya right,
One good yank and your smile shines bright!
No Novocaine, no doctor’s hand,
Just a big V8 and a rope in the sand!

Mama told him, "Joe, boy, this ain't no trade!"
But folks kept comin’, got their bills unpaid.
Grandma’s dentures? He don’t care,
Tie ‘em up tight, let the engine tear!

Billy Ray showed up, said, "Man, it hurts!"
Joe just laughed, "Let’s make it worse!"
Strapped him down, "Now count to three!"
Took the whole damn tree!

"Y’all ready?" – VROOOOM! – teeth take flight!

Sheriff pulled up, "Joe, it’s gotta stop!"
Joe just smirked, "Not ‘til I’m on top!"
Took his badge and his last good tooth,
Now the law don’t come ‘round for the local proof!

Joe got smart, built a backyard range,
Said, "Why stop at teeth? Let’s up the game!"
Now he pulls ‘em out with a .44,
One clean shot—ain’t hurt no more!

Wedding bells rang, preacher said "I do!"
Joe got hired—"Yank hers out too!"
Mother-in-law screamed, "Not my head!"
Joe just grinned, "That one's dead!"

Tooth Yankin’ Joe, yeah, he’ll fix ya right,
One good yank and your smile shines bright!
No Novocaine, no doctor’s hand,
Just a big V8 and a rope in the sand!

If ya got a loose tooth and ya cash runs low,
Just take a drive… to Tooth Yankin’ Joe.

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