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VibeFoundry - If It Don’t Fix Itself | Redneck Rock
"If It Don’t Fix Itself" is a southern-fried redneck rock anthem for every lazy legend who knows that sometimes the best repair is a cold beer and a long stare.
No stress, no hustle — just burnt bacon, broken pickups, tall grass, and zero regret.
With crunchy guitars, porch-sittin' vocals, and enough BBQ attitude to fill a tailgate, this song is for folks who'd rather let nature sort it out than lift a wrench.
If it ain’t barkin’, bleedin’, or blowin’ smoke — it ain’t your problem.
Lyrics:
Woke up ‘round noon, sun in my eye
Pants on the porch and the bacon's dry
Dog drank my beer, fridge lost its hum
Figured if it mattered, it wouldn't feel this dumb
Opened the hood, wires lookin’ like snakes
Turned the key, all it did was shake
So I grabbed a beer and leaned way back
If it don’t fix itself, I ain’t got its back
If it don’t fix itself, it ain’t worth my sweat
I got BBQ sauce and zero regret
If it ain’t movin’, barkin’, or bleedin’ red
It can rot in the yard by the tool shed
Went huntin’ with Joe just before first light
We saw a twelve-pointer, man what a sight
I raised my rifle… then shook my head
Too much work — I’ll just eat cornbread instead
Neighbor yelled, “Your yard’s gone wild!”
I said, “That’s a habitat, not a pile.”
Old tire swing, some bricks, a fan
It’s modern art — don’t ruin the plan
If it don’t fix itself, it ain’t worth my sweat
I got BBQ sauce and zero regret
If it ain’t movin’, barkin’, or bleedin’ red
It can rot in the yard by the tool shed
Some folks rush, some folks run
But I get more done when I ain't done none
If it still broke come Tuesday night
That’s nature's way of sayin’ “it ain’t right”
Mower died in mid-July
Now it’s a jungle, and I ain’t askin’ why
Kids play hide and seek in my weeds
I charge a dollar — cover their needs
Wife said, “Build that shed today”
So I built a cooler and sat in the shade
She’s still pissed, but I just grin
That swing’s got a hell of a view again
If it don’t fix itself, it ain’t worth my sweat
I got BBQ sauce and zero regret
If it ain’t movin’, barkin’, or bleedin’ red
It can rot in the yard by the tool shed
Yeah, let it rot…
I’m booked watchin’ nothin’.
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