VibeFoundry - Cold Beer, No Deer | Redneck Rock

Cold Beer, No Deer is a gritty redneck rock story about two guys heading out for a hunting trip that goes hilariously wrong. With heavy riffs, driving southern drums, and deep outlaw vocals, the song tells of busted tires, too much beer, and absolutely no deer. What starts as a mission for bucks ends up as a beer-fueled disaster in the back of a pickup truck.

This track blends the attitude of southern rock with the raw energy of redneck storytelling. Slide guitars, rowdy vocals, and a relentless groove make it a perfect anthem for anyone who’s ever had a plan go straight to hell in the most entertaining way possible. If you like hunting, pickups, .30-06s, and cold beer on a flat tire — this one’s for you. Play it loud and proud.

Lyrics:
We hit the dirt road just past five,
Rifles packed and feelin' alive.
Talked 'bout bucks and weekend hunts,
Then that front left dropped all its guts.

We had sights on dawn ahead,
Dreams of racks and trails we’d tread.
But fate just smiled and kicked us near,
And what we brought home... ain't worth a warm beer.

Joe said, “Let’s fix it, quick and clean,”
Then cracked a brew and killed the dream.
One turned to ten, we lost our tools,
Next we were shoutin’ at trees like fools.

We had sights on dawn ahead,
Dreams of racks and trails we’d tread.
But fate just smiled and kicked us near,
And what we brought home... ain't worth a warm beer.

Woke up sore, my boots half gone,
Truck bed creaked with a hangover moan.
Joe was spoonin’ the busted jack,
Sun in our eyes and sense outta whack.

We had sights on dawn ahead,
Dreams of racks and trails we’d tread.
But fate just smiled and kicked us near,
And what we brought home... ain't worth a warm beer.

No fresh meat, no tales of pride,
Just one flat tire and a sideways ride.
We said, “Next time, we’ll take it slow,”
But hell, next time... same damn show.

We had sights on dawn ahead,
Dreams of racks and trails we’d tread.
But fate just smiled and kicked us near,
And what we brought home... ain't worth a warm beer.

"Next time, more ammo... and less damn beer."

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