VibeFoundry - I Guess I’m a Hunter Now | Redneck Rock

Ever made a decision while drunk that came back to bite you? Well, this is that… but with guns, whiskey, and a hunting license. 🤠 Two rednecks get wasted, sign up for a hunting course, and wake up a week later with a letter saying "Congrats, you're in!" Instead of backing out, they go all in—because if you do it drunk, you gotta do it sober too! 🎸🔥

This southern rock banger delivers heavy riffs, hard-hitting drums, and the ultimate redneck storytelling. Buckle up, grab a beer, and hit play—'cause whiskey don’t just make bad decisions, it makes licensed hunters. 🤣

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Lyrics:
Daddy taught me how to hunt, no license, no class,
Just a .30-06 and a deer stand in the grass.
No safety talks, no damn red tape,
Just one shot, one kill, that’s how we was raised.

Then me and Jim got hammered, whiskey poured like rain,
Too many shots, too little brain.
Thought we’d be smart, make a hell of a vow,
Signed up for hunter school—damn, look at us now!

Did it drunk, now we’re doin’ it sober,
Whiskey signed me up, now the joke’s on us!
Ain’t no way we backin’ down, hell no sir!
We were fools last Friday, now we’re hunters!

Week went by, thought we were clear,
Then a letter showed up, “Congrats, hunt’s near!”
"Welcome boys, your class begins,
Now pay the fee, grab your gear and bring a friend!"

What the hell did we do last week?
Why’s my name in this damn thing?
I guess when you're drunk and full of pride,
You make decisions that you can’t backslide!

First day in, got a test in my hand,
"Ethics of hunting?" Man, I don’t understand.
Safety vids, rules and regulations,
Feels like school, not a hunter’s nation!

Did it drunk, now we’re doin’ it sober,
Whiskey signed me up, now the joke’s on us!
Ain’t no way we backin’ down, hell no sir!
We were fools last Friday, now we’re hunters!

We got our papers, we got our tags,
We’re licensed now, ain’t that a drag?
But what’s this? Another shot glass?
Hell, let’s sign up for falconry class!

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