VibeFoundry - Easter in the Sticks | Redneck Easter

Celebrate Easter the redneck way—mud, moonshine, and mayhem. This southern rock song takes you deep into the sticks where Easter ain’t about suits and sermons—it’s possum on the grill, shotgun-shell egg hunts, and a preacher with a jug of shine.
Crank it up and raise a jar, y’all—it’s Easter in the Sticks.

Lyrics:
It ain't your mama's Easter, no sir,
Out here, we paint eggs with motor oil and beer.

Granny’s grillin’ possum like it’s Easter ham,
Kids huntin’ eggs in an old Dodge Ram.
Toby found a bullet, thought it was a toy,
Till it popped in his hand—now he’s one proud boy.

Easter in the sticks, where the weird gets loud,
Tailgates down, moonshine proud.
Ain’t no church shoes, just mud and kicks,
Hallelujah, y’all—it’s Easter in the sticks!

Uncle Dale’s dressin’ up like the bunny king,
Camo boxers, ears, and a belly ring.
We don’t dye eggs, we airbrush chrome,
Had a paint fight and lit up the mobile home.

Easter in the sticks, where the weird gets loud,
Tailgates down, moonshine proud.
Ain’t no clean shirts, just beer-stained picks,
Praise the Lord—it’s Easter in the sticks!

Pastor Joe showed up with a jug of shine,
Said, “Resurrection’s better with a twist of lime.”
The kids got prizes—shotgun shells and gum,
Ain’t no Easter basket like a redneck one.

Cousin Ray brought eggs filled with firecrackers,
Lit 'em up near Nana—now she walks like Mick Jagger.
We ain’t got hymns, we got Lynyrd Skynyrd,
And the only rising here is beer foam and dinner.

Now if you’ve never seen a gator bite a chocolate bunny,
You don’t know holy chaos, honey.
And if your aunt ain't passed out in the kiddie pool,
You ain't celebratin’ right, you fool.

Easter in the sticks, where the weird gets loud,
Tailgates down, moonshine proud.
No bunnies cryin’, just drunk-out chicks,
Hot damn, y’all—it’s Easter in the sticks!

So next time y’all pray for springtime peace,
Come on down and watch the madness cease.
Where the cross gets lit with diesel tricks...
We raise our glass—it’s Easter in the sticks.
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